If you invest in this, you should have all of your money confiscated for your own good.

IME, it’s very easy to get call recorders on the Play Store, but most of them don’t work.

That depends on the surgery. Gastric bypass notoriously has weight requirements, but a gallbladder removal can still kill you if you’re too fat, and there definitely is a point to doing that even if the patient isn’t going to change their diet.

It’s hard for me to believe that he was hit by a bullet, but the hypothesis that he was hit by glass from the teleprompter seems plausible. Cuts from sharp objects heal a lot more quickly and cleanly.

They definitely didn’t stage it by actually shooting him. If it was staged, he used a blood pack and was not hit. That would track with his ear recovering so quickly.

Two things can be wrong. We can (and should) dispose of landlords and build more housing.

I’m a software engineer without a degree, so I might have to consider finishing it with some questionably-ethical assistance. I can already do the job, but I don’t have an expensive piece of paper certifying that I can do the job.

To be fair, Biden was a gaffe machine in the '80s, and he was quite intelligent then.

Or just break from the skeleton, call for an immediate end to the genocide of Palestinians, and keep calling the right-wingers weird, obsessive ghouls.

If the insurance doesn’t cover it, the landlord fucked up. Should have gotten better insurance. Homeowner’s insurance is very cheap.

Even if the insurance does cover it, the tenant loses all their belongings and their housing.

If you quit, can you recommend me to replace you? I’ll take any remote job, and I can put up with annoying coworkers.

I’m actually half serious. 7 YoE in web dev, mostly backend.

Younger consumers seem to very disproportionately favor small studios and individual creators with actors who at least pretend to be enjoying themselves, so I think things are likely getting better, if maybe slowly.

He’s somehow the most pseudointellectual person alive despite being a legitimate intellectual. Dude has a PhD from Columbia and he still posts “you can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips” multiple times.

He’s against climate change and racism, but for homophobia and transphobia and somewhat neutral on misogyny, according to Wikipedia. I think you’re giving him too much credit.

Radiation, obviously

Maybe if you’re severely mobility-impaired, but then you would probably have a device to assist you, so it still shouldn’t happen…

I feel like this is one of the few communities not dedicated to AI where that shouldn’t be a problem. It’s a shitpost, it’s supposed to be low-effort and kind of bad.

Take the adapter off, moron.

bro even converted the units

Similarly, e.g. two bi men getting married is a gay wedding, even though neither party is gay. The relationship can be described independently of the people in it.